kristin has been a bad kristin
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
