Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Randomize
