the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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