it wasn't lemon gatorade
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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