I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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