I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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