office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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