I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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