Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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