3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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