Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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