They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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