You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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