Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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