found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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