I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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