R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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