How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
