Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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