babies were throwing up all over the place
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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