i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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