so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
