I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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