On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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