1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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