This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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