Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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