I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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