adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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