lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
