There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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