you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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