I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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