Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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