that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he puts the penis in happiness.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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