oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
What drink are we having for lunch?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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