My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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