apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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