I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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