please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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