Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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