You really coming over, don't trick.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
