sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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