did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
