Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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