no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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