Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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