then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would ride that face into the sunset
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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