end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I wish I only lived at night.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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