I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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