Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
