gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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