is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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