Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I touched a dick in church today
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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