WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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