I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
