just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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